Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Mean

Just sayin'. That's me. Right now.

Without a ton of backstory or explanation (maybe later), just know that I am in the midst of day 5 sans caffeine or candy.

Grrrr.

Jaw set, teeth clenched, eyes squinted, sitting here at my desk.

Brain function? Feels practically nonexistent.

I hear it gets better and I will be smart again soon. (And don't say I wasn't smart before. I'm in no mood. Leave my delusions alone.)

Whatever.

Right now: mean.

Grrr. Rrr!

4 comments:

Linda said...

So--is there a good reason for putting yourself through this? It sounds awful!
But, I bet you are really cute when you are mean! Wish I was there to tempt you out of it!

sally said...

i always wondered
why sweet, kind jesus
would curse a fig tree
(i mean, it wasn't even
the season for figs)

maybe he was undergoing
caffeine withdrawal

or just being human
exercising his capacity
to be one with us

Anonymous said...

"Holy self denial, Batman! Maybe this is how the Grrrrrrrinch got his name."
"I'm afraid not, Robin. but it goes to show you that chemical dependancy, even on caffiene, sugar, and cocoa, can have a serious affect on your social well being."
"That's why I eat bland foods like navy beans and cucumber and raw potatoes, Batman!"
"I've been meaning to talk to you about that, Robin... let's step outside for a moment... thanks."

Crystal Keilers, that's me. said...

I'd be pretty mean without my cup o joe too! Sometimes it's necessary for a time, but oh never fun.